Theatre on a Shoestring


Lost in Yonkers




The Story


It is 1942. Eddie, a widower, is panic stricken when he has to persuade iron-clad Grandma Kurnitz to take in his two young sons Jay and Artie so he can travel to a new Defense job to earn money for his family. There we also meet Aunt Bella, slightly simple in the head, Uncle Louie, a small-time gangster, and Aunt Gert, so tyrannized that she forgets to stop talking whenever she breathes in. The varied characters of Lost in Yonkers exhibit various forms of survival techniques: Uncle Louie's "moxie," the boys' refuge in a mixture of one-liners and late-night forays to the candy store for ice cream, Bella's constant search for unconditional love and acceptance, and Gert, locked in the past with all it's dysfunctionalism. Grandma Kurnitz, however, is made of steel, born out of a resolve to survive and live through the pain of survival. It is precisely this conflict that brings humor to the play, as each member of the family struggles to survive old wounds from their childhood in Yonkers. At the core of it, Lost in Yonkers is a play about finding one's way through the tangled webs of familial relationships and attempting to survive life without losing the sense of self.





The Cast




Jay Kurnitz - Lucas Erickson

Arty Kurnitz - Ben Johnson

Eddie Kurnitz - Mark Lakowske

Bella Kurnitz - Liz Lefevre

Grandma Kurnitz - Julia MacCallum

Louie Kurnitz - Tim Smith

Gert Kurnitz - Kori Kowitz



The Production Crew


Director - Laurie Swigart

Stage Manager - Robyn Schubert

Assistant Stage Manager - Kim Wood

Set Design - Laurie Swigart

Scene Painting - Lindsey McNown, Sue Zimmerman, Laurie Swigart

Set Dressing - Laurie Swigart, Roxie Lefevre

Properties Mistress - Sheila Jeffery

Scenic Construction - Roger Swigart, Todd Brooks

AJ and Carrie Johnson, Larry Lakowske

Clint Jeffery, Terry Jeffery, Nate Scholze

Melissa, Jeremy, and Jaci Swigart

Costume Designer - Laurie Swigart

Costume Mistress - Roxie Lefevre

Dressers - Kathy Schubert, Amy Johnson

Makeup Designer - Mark Lakowske

Master Electrician - Tony Olson

Light/Sound Designer - Laurie Swigart

Light Technician - Kristin Mull

Sound Engineer - Clint Jeffery

Box Office Manager - Roger Swigart

House Managers - Mindy and Casey Johnson

Lobby Display - Melissa Swigart

Poster Artwork - Laurie Swigart





The Show


(Photos taken during dress rehearsal)

I forgot my key.
I forgot my key.
Carry the one...
Carry the one...
Pop tells it like it is
Pop tells it like it is
Guess who's staying for dinner?
Guess who's staying for dinner?
Hi Aunt Bella
Hi Aunt Bella
I'll just say something!
I'll just say something!
Give me the magazine!
Give me the magazine!
Pupil to pupil...literally
Pupil to Pupil...literally
They have to pay for it when they lose it.
They have to pay for it when they lose it.
Warm (?) welcome
Warm (?) welcome
Sweep the store!
Sweep the store!
That's moxie
That's moxie
I hate her!
I hate her!
Nice try, Arty
Nice try, Arty
And...no, that's all!
And...no, that's all!
Arty's got moxie, too
Arty's got moxie, too
You're my partner!
You're my partner!
You're getting excited, Bella
You're getting excited, Bella
A refill for Gert
A refill for Gert
A family meeting
A family meeting
Gert speaks...or tries to
Gert speaks...or tries to
Touching schteel
Touching schteel
Somebody please hold me!
Somebody please hold me!
Your house?
Your house?
Weary Grandma
Weary Grandma
Thief!
Thief!
Don't say that to me!
Don't say that to me!
Basketball or football?
Basketball or football?
Grandma's shock
Grandma's shock
She does hava a soft spot after all
She does have a soft spot after all






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