Theatre on a Shoestring


Don't Drink the Water


The Story


This affair takes place inside an American embassy behind the Iron Curtain. An Merican tourist, caterer by trade, and his family of wife and daughter rush into the embassy two steps ahead of the police who suspect them of spying and picture-taking. But it's not much of a refuge, for the ambassador is absent and his son, now in charge, has be expelled from a dozen countries and the continent of Africa. Nevertheless, they carefully and frantically plot their escape, and the ambassador's son and the caterer's daughter even have time to fall in love.



The Cast


Father Drobney -- Mark Lakowske
Ambassador Magee -- Bob Gaunky
Kilroy -- Tess Haun
Axel Magee -- Tim Smith
Marion Hollander -- Leanne Koller
Walter Hollander -- Jacob Brooks
Susan Hollander -- Lindsey McNown
Guard -- Don Gaunky
Krojack -- TJ Smith
Burns -- Liz Lefevre
Cook -- Emily Ascher
Sultan of Bashir -- Frank Dloniak III
Sultan's 1st Wife -- Robyn Schubert
Sultan's 2nd Wife -- Sarah McCauley
Kasnar -- Dan Krauss
Countess Bordoni -- Amber Freeman


The Production Crew


Director -- Laurie Swigart
Stage Manager -- Dana Weibel
Assistant Stage Manager -- Amanda Hobson
Set Design -- Laurie Swigart
Publicity -- Diane Hanson
Poster Design -- Pat Olbert
Costume Design -- Patty Elsen
Makeup Design -- Mark Lakowske
Properties Mistress -- Sheila Jeffery
Lobby Display -- Lindsey McNown
Box Office -- Erv Elsen
Sound Technicians -- Matt Andrew, Nick Hayes
Light Technician -- Byron Holz
Scenic Engineers -- Todd Brooks, Rick and Kathy Schubert
Jim Lefevre, Larry Lakowske, Byron Holz
Roger Swigart, Scott Brooks
Scene Painting -- Dana Tock, Sue Iverson
Lindsey McNown, Sue Zimmerman, The Cast


The Show
(Photos taken during dress rehearsal)

Enter the Refugees
Enter the Refugees
You big jerk!
You big jerk!
You could help, Mr. Magee
You could help, Mr. Magee
An unexpected visitor at an inopportune moment
An unexpected visitor at an inopportune moment
A b-b-b-bomb!
A b-b-b-bomb!
I'll take care of you
I'll take care of you
Mr. Tough Guy
Mr. Tough Guy
Father Drobney narrates
Father Drobney narrates
A budding relationship?
A budding relationship?
Is it Orville...
Is it Orville...
...or Wilbur?
...or Wilbur?
What a face!
What a face!!
I can't work like this!
I can't work like this!
La-la-la-la-l----
La-la-la-la-l----
Purty please?
Purty please?
The party commences
The party commences
Elegant visitors
Elegant visitors
The get-away
The get-away
Turnabout is fair play
Turnabout is fair play
May all the sands of the earth...
May all the sands of the earth...
Pete and Re-peat
Pete and Re-peat
Spooooooooky and friend
Spooooooooky and friend


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